Hi. Remember me? Sorry I haven’t come around lately, but rest assured, I’ve missed you too. So here’s the thing, Best Thing I Found On A Monday, is, well, no longer. (People who are disappointed besides Mike Gluck: 1.5.) I want to do something new. I’m not sure what, but you’ll be the first to know when I figure it out. Sure, I could keep BTIFOAM and start something fresh as well, but that would require too much work on my part. I’d rather spend my days trying to get a reality show. Sorry. Plus, let’s be honest, that puppy has been sucking lately. So let’s just remember the good times and move on. (Cue breakup music.)
Whatever great new idea I come up with – and trust me, it will be amazing – will be seen on Tuesdays. Why? Because I like Tuesdays. They’re not Monday and they’ve been pretty good to me lately. I’ll see you soon. I swear.