Hot, fresh, delicious genius.

by Chris Muldoon

This truly is a great time to be alive. Thanks to ingenuity and dedication, recent years have produced some of the most amazing technological advances in the history of mankind. Space travel. Nanotechnology. Numerous medical breakthroughs. And now, the pinnacle of human achievement – ordering pizza through your TV.

Thank you, Domino’s and TiVo. Never again will I be tortured with the rigors of getting off my couch, picking up a phone, dialing a seven-digit number, and verbally communicating with another person. Well, that is until the deliveryman shows up. Science, you still have a long way to go.